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tonystark-tm:

tonystark-tm:

tonystark-tm:

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

racism is a hell of a drug

governor: I can’t believe my colony died

roanoke folks: actually these really nice people took us in? we left you a note about that? so please stop telling everyone we’re dead?

governor: Sometimes I Can Still Hear Their Voices

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Does anyone else have an inner version of themselves that they keep under lock and key, hidden away, within yourself. She’s the most precious and gentle me that exists. She’s soft and sad and sweet.

It’s not an inner child, because even as I child I was grown. I’ve been an adult for too many decades to remember 4 year old me. I look at pictures and she is just as mad then as I am now. And I get it.

The inside me is the only one that can judge me, because she’s perfect and she is me. She’s can face me, the mister. The strong one, the person who can speak up and confront things.

I’m the monster on the outside and that’s okay. And she’s the inside that likes sappy songs and romantic books. She’s the artist but I’m the art. Neither of us complete on its own.

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polkadotmotmot:
“Dianna Settles - Self-portrait after Elin Danielson-Gambogi’s ‘After Breakfast’, 2021
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polkadotmotmot:

Dianna Settles - Self-portrait after Elin Danielson-Gambogi’s ‘After Breakfast’, 2021

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ortut:

Um Jung Yoon (엄정윤)
1. 와당 [Wadang], 1945
2. 흉배 [Mandarin square]

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penistipheadass:

ghastlyapparition-deactivated20:

would u like a him in these trying times

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I’m just not back at this app since 2016 and I’m scared my earlier posts will just make me cry like a baby

zeravmeta:

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn’t just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

And we all knew he was an idiot

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technoturian:

Conservatives after the youth turnout in the midterms:

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Me, a millennial, after a decade of destroying golf, mayonnaise and diamonds:

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THEY SAY LOVE IS A RISK

TO ALWAYS GET HIT OUT OF NOWHERE

BY SOME WAVE AND END UP

ON YOUR OWN

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dzamboni:
“ Together they form a complete goatee
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dzamboni:

Together they form a complete goatee

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hambaes:

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

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heelsandclutches:

Every single relationship will get “boring” after you’ve been together for ages. Love isn’t a feeling, it’s a commitment; to love every day, physically and emotionally. It’s hard afff, it’s not always laughs and smiles and fun. People tend to quit when it stops being cute. “Oh the spark is gone.” No, that’s not how it works. You want somebody to never give up on you and love you unconditionally? Do the same. This isn’t Hollywood, this isn’t romantic happy ever after bs. Love someone when you don’t want to, when they are being a fricken asshole. When they’re being hard to love. That’s thats the realist shit there is.

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